If You’re Coming Back from Fyre Festival Tonight, Go See Umphrey’s McGee in Miami
Fyre Festival appears to be a huge scam that’s essentially endangering the lives of many attending and those who didn’t even make it to the Bahamas are stuck in Miami (not the worst place to be stranded, fwiw). So, let’s make the best of a bad situation and suggest you go see Umphrey’s McGee tonight at The Fillmore in Miami Beach.
Look, tickets are still available and new Instagram user Joel Cummins would really appreciate you attending.
If you’re coming back to Miami from #fyrefestival, @umphreysmcgee will have plentiful water & alcohol available tonight @FillmoreMB!
— Joel Cummins (@goldlikejoel) April 28, 2017
They even cover Van Halen. You like Van Halen, right?