I Have So Many Questions
Every now and then something comes along that truly stops you dead in your tracks and this is one of those times.
We’ll have to wait for full video, but yes, that is indeed Gene Simmons (of KISS, you see) on CNBC’s Power Lunch discussing the leadership style of our newest President-Elect and it’s the most brutal, shuttering welcome to the new year that only rivaled your hangover on January 1.
Now, there are a lot of questions to ask, like who the hell thought Gene Simmons was a “got ’em” guest for daytime television. I’d also like to know just how much CNBC will owe the FCC after Gene gets done motherfucking his way through the segment. My main concern, however, is why Simmons didn’t arrive in full KISS makeup which would’ve put this writer in full support of just advancing to 2018 right now.
I’d love to tell you it gets better, but it just gets so much worse. Read on, if you dare.
On CNBC right now. This is where we’re at, people. pic.twitter.com/vXmPeZw26m
— Jeff Heckelman (@JeffHeckelman) January 4, 2017
Christ, Gene.
Why does Gene Simmons wear sunglasses all day?
He tells CNBC: “Because the sun never sets on planet cool, folks. And that’s where I live.”
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) January 4, 2017
What is this word coming to.
Gene Simmons: “No, that doesn’t look cool” pic.twitter.com/ItjJBeFB5p
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) January 4, 2017
Why.
