Heroes John Mayer and Ryan Adams are Waging War Against Yogurt
Now that John Mayer is done with Dead & Company’s tour, he’s moved on to waging war against one of the world’s most overrated snacks: Yogurt.
It’s about time someone took the lead on this disaster. Yogurt does nothing for you. It doesn’t fill you up and it sure as hell isn’t good for you. Yogurt is just a tub of lies in a pretty wrapper.
Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 7, 2017
Thankfully, Mayer is building an army of yogurt truthers featuring pal Ryan Adams. We are all better off if yogurt just disappeared from the planet forever.
Ladies and gentleman… A perfect tweet
I give this 967 out of a possible 10 stars https://t.co/xyU2ydwy0G
— Ryan Adams (@TheRyanAdams) July 7, 2017
