Coachella is a music festival wrapped in a cliche, or a cliche wrapped in a music festival. However you want to look at it, the funny people at Funny or Die recruited David Spade and Baywatch star Charlotte McKinney to point out the absurdities of the festival culture that descends on Indio, CA for two weekends each year. 

Spade plays a worker at the entrance of the festival, and McKinney stars as a prospective attendee. The questionnaire that follows hits on all of the unnecessary concert behavior that you’ll encounter there.

From Snapchat, to port-o-potty bone dancing, to the self-esteem replenishment you’ll surely need after the festival, this is porn to a Coachella hater. Watch below.