Umphrey’s McGee Probably Didn’t Troll Cleveland with a “Dump City” Opener, But Let’s Laugh at it Anyway

Rob Slater on January 28, 2016

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One of the finer troll jobs happened last night as Umphrey’s McGee dropped a mega truth bomb on the dumpster fire that is the city of Cleveland. Have you ever been to Cleveland? No? Well let me put it in perspective for you: Imagine having to go to the DMV every day for your entire life. That is Cleveland. Dreary, depressing, poorly groomed. 

That makes last night’s “Dump City” tour opener at the House of Blues in Cleveland all the better. The band’s official Twitter account even hit them with the poop emoji. Perfect.

Anyway, let’s wash that Cleveland mess down with a stellar “Dump City” from the great, great city of Portland.