Ever wonder what your Phish horoscope is? Well, look no further as BuzzFeed’s Sami Promisloff presents a series of horoscopes with a hint of a certain Vermont quartet. Stay tuned for more content from this weekend’s Ball Street Journal from Magnaball. 

Set the gearshift for the high gear of your (celestial) soul! We want you to be happy.

With love and stardust from the Golden Age,

The Mystic of Magnaball

ARIES (March 21–April 19)

Run, run, run, run, you ram! Just not TOO fast. Don’t let your over-achieving instincts and fiery ambition get the best of you this weekend. We can’t have you missing any Sunday shows…

TAURUS (April 20–May 20)

You read the Book. You live the Book. You love the Book. Just don’t be a dick about it to everyone else! Be a strong and silent bull, soaking up all the scents and subtle sounds.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20)

No need to beg your mirror image for a moment with your soul, Twin! Your light is growing brighter now as charm shoots out of your head like laser beams, leading you to every magic corner that Magnaball has to uncover.

CANCER (June 21–July 22)

You’re a loyal little crab that loves being tight-knit and preserving tradition. Take this weekend to bust out beyond the song you hear the ocean sing and make new memories on your own terms!

LEO (July 23–August 22)

Play it, Leo! You are a bold and courageous Lion, afraid of nothing! Make sure to keep the other cubs in your pack close by as you chase the energy around you and let loyalty reign.

VIRGO (August 22–September 22)

Protect thyself, sweet virgin—for you are about to be funked to DEATH. As an Earth sign, wander intelligently over grounds of light and heat and sound and mist, so you don’t get walloped by the groove!

LIBRA (September 23–October 22)

Balanced, reasonable and understanding—you’ve got to give yourself more credit for being so good at weighing out the scales! You’re the secret ace. The underdog. Let your secret smile shine.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21)

You’re likely to be torn in a million directions but fret not, you bug—‘cause it doesn’t matter. Don’t need it; don’t feed it. Your innate focus and determination will stop the demons that keep dancing in your head.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21)

Wisest of them all, dreamer of dreams—tap the maximum energy you’ve invested into hearing your most coveted song, because you’ve genuinely got enough goodness in your heart to make the devil turn around.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19)

Something got your goat? Don’t be so simple-minded! Even bands can’t exist without the complexity of skyballs and saxscrapers. You’ve got to escape your comfort zone to reach your fullest potential!

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18)

Bearer of water, you are the embodiment of surrendering to the flow! Your unbeatable creative problem-solving skills will have you straight coasting through waterfalls, rising tide and ocean walls.

PISCES (February 19–March 20)

Coming from the land where oceans freeze and months on the open seas, your sensitivity and imagination make you the sweetest little fish in school, aside from one in particular…

Sami Promisloff is a creative strategist for BuzzFeed. She tweets at @samijae.